At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? (ooh ooh! nevermind i kno this 1! u can OVERDOSE! haha)
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Can you cry under water?
Why do they put holes in crackers?