So his mother said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his father, asked him the same question and he said:
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his mother and said...
"You lied to me!"
His mother replied, "No, your dad was talking about his side of the family."
Wink,
Gabriel & Debbie