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In summary Hamilton wins, Rosberg 2nd, Vettel 3rd Alonso 4th, Hulkenberg 5th, Button 6th Massa 7th, Bottas 8th Magnussen 9th, Kyvat 10th Massa ignores Williams team orders Ricciardo suffers botched pit stop Perez, Maldonado, Bianchi, Vergne out Sutil, Gutierrez, Ricciardo out

Lewis Hamilton took a dominant win in the Malaysian GP to lead Mercedes team-mate Nico Rosberg to a one-two finish. The Briton was in control from the start, converting  his pole position  into a lead at the first corner and  controlling the race. Rosberg was unable to keep up, and concentrated on ensuring he stayed ahead of Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel. Ferrari's  Fernando Alonso took fourth  after Red Bull's Daniel Ricciardo hit trouble. Force India's Nico Hulkenberg was fifth. Hamilton dedicated the win to the families of the passengers lost in the disappearance of flight MH370. "Incredible," he said. "After such a difficult weekend and a long winter, I just feel so grateful. I'd really like to dedicate it to the families, after such a tragedy three weeks ago. "The team were spot on with all the pit stops and calling and timing, the info was spot on. What a great car, what a great job from everyone." Team-mate Rosberg adde...

Samsung   will release its   Galaxy S5 smartphone   worldwide on April 11, and demand for the anticipated Android device is expected to be through the roof. The tech titan's new flagship features a quad-core Krait chip running at 2.5GHz and a 5.1-inch, Full HD Super AMOLED display, making it one of the most powerful handsets on the market. All of the UK's major mobile service providers and leading electronics retailers have confirmed plans to stock the device, and we have rounded up a comprehensive list of the deals on offer. © Samsung Samsung Galaxy S5 smartphone High Street retailers The Samsung Galaxy S5 will be available to pre-order from selected retailers, the Samsung e-store  and Stratford Westfield Experience Store from March 28.  Samsung is offering the handset at £649.00 SIM-free from its own-brand outlets.  Carphone Warehouse  was among the first retailers to announce plans to sell the handset in the UK, offering it on a ran...

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An archive of what we've heard about Apple’s next-generation iPhone 6, including specs, release date rumours, and features Apple's annual merry-go-round of rumours and speculation seems to start earlier and earlier every generation. Rumours surrounding the iPhone 6 fired up before the iPhone 5S had even been officially announced in September 2013 so that now, even though we are months away, we already have a boatload of information regarding what the successor model might be like. Emphasis on the might, of course, because as always Apple is wrapped up tighter than a ridiculously tightly wrapped thing, so until it lets the cat out of the bag we can't know anything for sure. As with previous models, a big chunk of the rumour pie rather optimistically focuses on the idea the iPhone 6 will be bigger than its predecessors, with a larger display. Apple’s two big changes with the last generation of hardware and software included the 64-bit A7 chipset and the major over...